These jalapeño poppers are just 27 calories each, and so yummy!The calorie count even includes the bacon (real bacon!) You can remove the bacon if you like and save an additional 5 calories per jalapeño popper. Special Tip: These won't be spicy if you remove the seeds and ribs. Do this for a milk jalapeño popper. For medium leave in 1/2 of the ribs, and for hot leave in all the jalapeño ribs.